Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Skunk Ape


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Skunk Ape is a hominid cryptid said to inhabit the Southeastern United States. It is named for its appearance and for the unpleasant odor that is said to accompany it.

Why do Skunk Apes smell so bad? According to brother Jack, they hide in the air pockets of underground alligator dens, and their bodies absorb a lot of stinky methane. Dave adds: "It's hot down here. And the Skunk Ape sweats. And it doesn't bathe."

According to the United States National Park Service, the skunk ape exists only as a local myth.
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